5 months ago

2012 and Drink Coffee and Destroy

Update!

FU2011

Yes, it has been eons since I’ve put anything up on the site. However. A new year is upon us and that means new motivations. As you are reading this, which would be a small number of people, I am in the process of a master-plan.

Drink Coffee and Destroy will have the following in 2012:

  • New Website! (Coming January 10th 2012)
    I am currently battling ferocious WordPress monsters. Experienced WordPress wizard please apply within…
  • New Posts! (At least 4 to 5 per week)
    I constantly have new things to write about, but just don’t do it. The new posts will typically be two to three short paragraphs. So no heavy reading. These will range from short rants, personal updates, adventures, exploits, comedy, reviews, or whatever I choose. I’m the boss here.
  • New Videos! (At least one original per week, if not more…)
    I’ve made quite a few videos in the past that were acceptable enough to publicize. I plan on making short videos to pass around. These might be simply internet remixes, original weirdness, and perhaps even a few face-to-face commentary videos. I promise not to get naked.
  • New Comment Section! (A respectable place to comment)
    The Tumblr comment section sucks. Sorry, it’s true. This has made me choose to switch over to a service that has an easily accessible comment section. Feel free to post your comments, hate mail, or whatnot.
  • …much, much, more!
    Notice how this is bolded like the rest of the bullet-points?


Happy New Year!
<3 Dougie



1 year ago

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Drink Coffee and Destroy: Zombie Bears!!     …Straight Outta Lo-Cash…    

The inevitable return of the great white dope! After a long hiatus of format searching, DCAD has returned to Tumblr once again. I took the site down in order to try….wait….this isn’t about Zombie Bears!! I’ll save the bullshit.

So check it! Last week I made another pilgrimage to good ‘ol Pike County to visit Phil and get some more tattoo work done (a giant fucking squid on my left arm). And once again, like always, we end up blowing shit up off his front porch, gotta love the ‘sticks’. Brian aka “Thunderdome” came along for the ride this time, also supplying the capture monster for execution. It was a sentimental piece of Chinese sweatshop labor from some chick, but we made coleslaw out that motherfucker. Watch and enjoy!

Oh, and shit is on again! Expect more for Drink Coffee and Destroy bitches!

1 year ago

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Hitler Hates Hipsters: A DownFall Parody    

“I just really had my heart set on going to Showbiz Pizza. This sucks.” - Adolf Hitler

Hitler is having his birthday party at Showbiz Pizza this year. While securing the plans for the special occasion, his generals inform him of a very unsavory situation. Showbiz Pizza has been invaded by dirty hipsters.

Downfall (Der Untergang) is probably one of my favorite acting movies of all time. Not because of the subject, but because of the reality it brings to the history. Anyways, Downfall parodies are a dime-a-dozen on the internet, I just thought I would put my own spin on it. Enjoy!

1 year ago

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Metal Gear Kitty    

“Your mission is to infiltrate.” - Big Boss

So one morning I came across a super rad video, “Stalking Kitty” that has over 15 million plus views on YouTube. An adorable gray-white tabby cat slowly stalking the cameraman. The video reminded me of an old Nintendo game I use to play…

Metal Gear for the original Nintendo was the first ever of the “sneaking” genre game. Bit of edit magic here…a few Colt 45’s there…and huzzah! Metal Gear Kitty was born! Enjoy!

1 year ago


True Stories From Strange People: “Secret Agent Man” by Phil Prato

“He took it like a champ. I would have never let nobody stick that many needles in my dick.” - Phil Prato

After a late night of binge drinking, Phil decides to share one of his many colorful stories. Phil likes to poke needles in people. During this occupational adventure he sometimes encounters interesting folk who I presume he would like to forget.

“Secret Agent Man” is a brief story about a middle aged dude who likes needles in his penis and has, well, exceptional taste in epidermal augmentation. Never knowing what the dude looked like, I had to improvise a bit. Please don’t sue us Tom Cruise. We loved you in The Outsiders!

Oh, and if you’re curious to what “Boners WorldWide” is, well, it was a name to place on video productions. Future videos will be under Drink Coffee and Destroy.

1 year ago


Drink Coffee & Destroy!

“You like space?” - Lance

Living in the city has it’s advantages, however, you can’t exactly shoot a semi-automatic shotgun off your back porch like the Founding Fathers truly intended. Hot coffee and assault weapons, The American Dream…

After blowing off some steam in the early Georgia morning, an idea to create “Drink Coffee and Destroy” was born! So here’s to future adventures of a caffeinated life.

This was also THE VERY FIRST venture into video editing. My brother got me a Flip Video Recorder for Christmas and I was waiting to put something fun together. A cheap $40 video edit kit (MAGIX Movie Edit Pro 17) was used in the making of this “masterpiece”. Hopefully my editing skills will evolve, until then, enjoy!